VALVeLAND – Part 1

It is I, Stratofarius, fresh from the KritzKast loving party. Yes, we have one. No, I’m not telling where it is. We don’t want our chips stash to suddenly end just because I told my readers where the party is. So let’s get started, right? After I sent an e-mail to the KritzKast cast about [...]

Human AI

“I don’t like the word human. It’s not the right word to describe what I am. I am better than a human.” She spun her finger on the air, grinning: “No, I have been upgraded. I have everything a human being wants to have. Beauty. Intelligence. Power… I am, possibly, an angel. Yes, an angel, [...]

A Hat

Demoman stayed there. Staring at it. “Yo Demo, wha-” Scout approached him, holding a BONK can, but was quickly interrupted by Demoman who “shhh-ed” him. “Quiet now, lad!” he said, turning his face to the thing “Can ya see the bloody thing?” “What the…” Scout looked hard. The shape started to form. Then it became [...]

Team Fortress 2: The Ride (Part 3)

Today I present to you the last part of the Team Fortress 2: The Ride series. Official Description: You open your map and you see a totally new ride. The big BLU and RED facade screams “look at me”. You decide to look at the description: “Come join the fun, maggot! In this new attraction [...]

Team Fortress 2: The Ride (Part 2)

Since lots of people liked the TF2 ride concept, I decided to share the other ideas for the ride here. Let’s begin: Facade and Entrance: Its the entrance of the ride, and we want to show the guests that you have 2 versions of the ride. As an example, I am using this image of [...]

Team Fortress 2: The Ride

Yesterday, I had an idea for a theme park ride based on Team Fortress 2. It would go something like this: Basic Concept: You are a new recruit from the TF Industries. Go into the RED or BLU side and shoot as many targets as you can. The team who gets more points, win the [...]

Whoever wins, Engi loses.

You all saw it coming, right? When I saw the Direct Hit update, I almost screamed to myself: “There goes playing Engineer”. Why? Let me explain what will happen to the poor engi’s when this update is online: 1. It will be impossible to build a sentry without a Demoman destroying it or a Soldier [...]

It’s the bloody war.

Scout was bored. Really bored. He was doing the same thing for the last 3 hours. And he really didn’t liked doing the same thing for 3 hours. The base was quiet, anyway. Really quiet. It was all because last day’s fight. Scout remembered it well. It happened around… 9AM. “WHAT?!” Demoman’s scream echoed through [...]