(you roll a d20)

Quickly everyone! Roll a Knowledge(Team Fortress) check!

Spy Lore

  • DC15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy
  • DC20: GENTLEMEN
  • DC25: That’s your blood on his suit
  • DC35: I was a spy all a long.

Pyro lore:

  • DC20: Pyro hate spies
  • DC25: Pyro has a flamethrower
  • DC30: Flamethrower kills spies dead

Scout lore:

  • DC15: Those little guys run really fast.
  • DC20: Scout can jump high.
  • DC30: NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE! NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

Heavy lore:

  • DC15: Heavies have a big gun.
  • DC20: You are all BABIES.
  • DC25: Heavies can’t run very fast.

Sniper lore:

  • DC10: Snipers are faggots.
  • DC15: Snipers are fucking useless.
  • DC20: Snipers are fucking useless faggots.

Demoman lore:

  • DC15: HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE GRENADES HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME
  • DC25: HOLY SHIT YOU CAN STICKY JUMP SO FUCKING HIGH THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
  • DC30: HOLY SHIT FUCK THE OTHER CLASSES THIS CLASS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Medic lore:

  • DC10: Medics often have a bunch of little speech bubbles with “+” signs in them all over their screen.
  • DC15: Those bubbles mean that there is a teammate who is hurt.
  • DC20: It was actually a demoman spamming the “E” key.
  • DC25: MEDIC! MEDIC! DOCTOR! MEDIC! Thank ya’ doctor!

Engineer lore:

  • DC15: Often found crouching behind buildings, hitting things with a wrench.
  • DC20: Engineers are rarely found using their weapons.
  • DC25: Engineers have sentry guns.
  • DC10: I told ya not to touch that darn thing!

Soldier lore:

  • DC15: Soldiers have rocket launchers.
  • DC15: Rockets hurt.
  • DC25: WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING HATE CRIT ROCKETS DUR HUR HUR HACKER FUCK YOU DERP.
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