Analysis of the Sniper Update: pt 4

COULD THE SNIPER UPDATE BE FAKE?

Part 4: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 3: Second Unlockable Weapon

In my previous posts I listed some reasons why the sniper update is fake, in chronological order. This is part 4, where I am going to continue my theory with day 3 of the announced “Sniper” Update.

Yesterday’s point total:

612

Today’s point total:

505

FAKE POINTS SO FAR:

1117$ (AUD)

May 14th, 2009 (Day 3)

NEW REVOLVER?!

NEW REVOLVER?! NEW WATCH?!

Ooooooooh boy. Valve did it this time! They totally gave it away!

Earlier today, around 2 pm, I went to http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/ to see if Valve has announced todays FALSE NEWS. What do you know! They did! This update was a shield which prevented backstabs at the cost of slow movement speed (yet another idea they stole from ME. Yea, I may have suggested a lawn chair, BUT ITS THE SAME THING ESSENTIALLY.

+15 points for stealing my idea AGAIN.

Next let’s look at their example spy (the one who had died from something or another). LOOK CLOSELY. See it?

Yea, that’s right. The pistol’s colour is off. The normal pistol is of a much darker colour and less-sleak shape than what is shown. MIGHT THIS BE A SUBTLE HINT FROM VALVE TO HELP SHOW THAT I AM CORRECT? Yes, it is.

Oh wait. See another thing? Yea, the spy isn’t wearing his watch. So where is it? Look at his left hand. Yea, that bad lighting which makes his glove look yellow IS ACTUALLY the spy holding a golden pocket watch!

THAT IS A TOTAL OF THREE WEAPONS IN ONE DAY SHOWN. Amazing

+275 points for love from Valve.

IT WAS A SPY ALL ALONG XD

IT WAS A SPY ALL ALONG?!

Oh wait, you might be thinking, WHAT ELSE IS HERE TO PICK AT?!

Well, I gatta say, IT ISN’T THERE!

The thing I am picking at DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE.

captains log: star date 05142009

I check out our sniper update, ready to see what new stuff concerning our sniper that I can tear apart. A SPY IS HANGING BEHIND THE SNIPER.

yea, the sniper isn’t there anymore.

THAT’S BECAUSE THEY ONCE AGAIN NEW THAT I WOULD TEAR APART THAT SPY INTO SOMETHING TO DISPROVE THE SNIPER. But their plan backfired! I managed to glance a look at the page before they removed the spy, and now I am fully aware of their plan.

+65 points for removing the spy.

+165 points for having the spy there in the first place.

May 14th, 2009: 505 points

 

 

Points so far:

1117 points of fakeness.

 

 

Useful links:

  1. Part 1: A disection of  Some Sniper News
  2. Part 2: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 1: First unlockable Weapon
  3. Part 3: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 2: New Maps
  4. Part 4: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 3: Second Unlockable Weapon
  5. Part 5: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 4: Spy Catalog
  6. Part 6: Some Sniper Update Truth
  7. Part 7: Interviews with important people concerning Sniper Updates
  8. Part 8: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 5: Unnanounced
  9. Part 9: Analysis of the Sniper Update -Day 6: Unnanounced
  10. Part 10: The Truth
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3 Responses

  1. Wow you sure are a douchebag why don’t you see that valve made the game and stop bitching and whining without valve you wouldn’t even be bitching and crying

  2. the trolls were wrong

    its a spy

  3. you really are just a giant idiot aren’t you?
    the sniper update si not fake, how can you say such a fucking idiotic thing? ITS ADUAL UPDATE BETWEEN THE SNIPER AND THE SPY!

    yours sincerely

    Mr U. R. A. Fuckbag

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