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the ROUGH RIDERS are looking for MANLY guild members!

We here at <THE ROUGH RIDERS>  are the manliest men known to man on the realm. So fucking hardcore we play World of Warcraft with boxing gloves on. We dry-shave our BARE CHESTS with chainsaws on cold Alaskan nights. We brush our teeth with razor blades and use motor oil as paste. We regularly rape BEARS, with our FISTS. For breakfast we have a steady diet of sheet metal and concrete bricks, and milk from our own damn mothers. We shit duct tape and piss blood. We are so manly all of our members must have facial hair, arm hair, chest hair, leg hair, and palm hair. Skinheads are welcome!

You know that ol’ chap Roosevelt? Yea, he was in this guild. But he died; it is just that intense. Are you a pussy? NO?  Good, we don’t like that kind around here. Have fun!

Account Action: Education

Offense: Extreme Sexuality/Violence
This category includes both clear and masked language which:

 * Refer to extreme and/or violent sexual acts
 * Refer to extremely violent real life actions

Details (Note - Times are listed in Greenwich Mean Time, GMT):
2010-01-24 12:53:18
Ramag: <ROUGH RIDERS> We use hammerhead sharks as masturbation aids.

2010-01-24 12:45:06
Ramag: <ROUGH RIDERS> We eat babbies for breakfast.

2010-01-24 12:44:09
Ramag: <ROUGH RIDERS> We regularly rape BEARS.

<THE ROUGH RIDERS> is a guild located in the Velen Realm of the Battlegroup Retalion in the game  World of Warcraft. If you are manly, and would like to be in our super-secret club, contact our Guildmaster Vancleave, and we will pit you against the manliest of all challenges in order to prove yourself to the manly group of men, the <ROUGH RIDERS>.


2 Responses

  1. Real men don’t play WoW :(

  2. Your just saying that because you have a lady penis

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